Great Ideas For Practical Jokes

Radio Active Jelly...
A few students on foundation day painted a van with Lucas HeightsNuclear Commission on the side of it and whilst driving through GeorgeSt, Sydney, rolled out a 40 gallon drum of green jelly onto the road.They stopped, got out in suits and Geiger counters set on max sensitivity so as to continuously crackle. The resulting mayhem of pedestrians and drivers was something to behold. Soon the police cordoned of the area. The driver of the van said he was off to get some gear and disappeared. The others soon after also disappeared, leaving the police with a 40 gallon drum with nuclear signs on it and green stuff falling out of it and a very worried public.

Egg In Hankie
Buy Egg
Find bus-stop with long queue.
Stand near the start of the queue.
Take out hankie
Put Egg in Hankie
Make snorting noises and start saying "Oh God No.."
Put Hankie (and hidden egg) around nose
Make LOUD Snorting noises
Squeeze Egg
Allow egg to drip down arm on to floor.
The long bus queue will now be much shorter.

Bunny Prank
This always gets funny looks. Walk into a shop an buy a MARS(Tm) bar. Take off the wrapper in the shop an stuff the MARS(Tm) bar in to your mouth sideways and hop around the store. Good Bugs Bunny Impression!!